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запил(начало шутки):
Вчера Гена убил Чебурашку...
отпил(добиваем):
...приехавшие на место криминалисты обрисовали труп мелом...получилась так скажем неприличная картинка.....
или кто-нить еще придумал:
..на место раньше оперативников приехали сотрудники мегафона и отрезали уши((теперь у них на 2 бс больше)))

и так..
пишем запил(все что угодно)...и отпилы на него....

---------------2006-06-06 16:14:52-------------

хорошо...для начала..

запил:
Чукмекские ученые скрестили банан и апельсин.....

[Muffin]

Как тебе удалось за один день на чистом китайском заговорить?

заговоры и кулуарные войны - на этом мой род специализируется испокон веков... другими словами: да как два пальца абасцать о_-

[Muffin]

Запил: В Китае есть поговорка: "Если человек не идёт в туалет - это не значит, что он туда не хочет"

[Jeeves]

Запил: В Китае есть поговорка: "Если человек не идёт в туалет - это не значит, что он туда не хочет"

Я в другом переводе её читала: "Если человек ест,то это не значит , что он хочет есть,просто жрёт и жрёт,как свинья!"

[Антолия]

Что-то не пойму, как правильнее: запил - отпил или запил - отлил? А то тема на туалет больше смахивает.

[Jeeves]

Что-то не пойму, как правильнее: запил - отпил или запил - отлил? А то тема на туалет больше смахивает.

запивать врачи не рекомендуют,лучше закусывать..

[Muffin]

Что-то не пойму, как правильнее: запил - отпил или запил - отлил? А то тема на туалет больше смахивает.

запил - отлип

---------------11th January 2011 - 20:09-------------

залип - отлил

---------------11th January 2011 - 20:10-------------

залил - отпил

[Jeeves]

я ж говорю,лучше закусывать..

[Антолия]

я ж говорю,лучше закусывать..

Только не овощными салатами!

[Jeeves]

Только не овощными салатами!

"Мало-мальски уважающий себя человек оперирует закусками горячими"(с)

[Jelly]

но вот пришла лигушка и съела кузнитса...

[Muffin]

"Мало-мальски уважающий себя человек оперирует закусками горячими"(с)

а человек, делавший операцировавший Зверева, оперировал пьяным

---------------16th May 2011 - 03:02-------------

но вот пришла лигушка и съела кузнитса...

комментировал просмотр ковра Гусев, пребывая в Амстердаме

---------------16th May 2011 - 03:05-------------

но вот пришла лигушка и съела кузнитса...

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[Muffin]

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[Папочка]

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[Л.А.Горбовский]

Акробат запил, а я вдруг вспомнил про эту тему. Клёвая же тема

---------------27th December 2012 - 00:29-------------

Ну и собственно, запил:

Однажды Серёжа поругался с лётчиками...

[Jeeves]

Акробат запил, а я вдруг вспомнил про эту тему. Клёвая же тема

---------------27th December 2012 - 00:29-------------

Ну и собственно, запил:

Однажды Серёжа поругался с лётчиками...

и так начался сериал "Лост"

[Л.А.Горбовский]

и так начался сериал "Лост"

давай запил

[Jeeves]

давай запил

Дед Мороз роется в мешке с подарками и говорит...

[Л.А.Горбовский]

Дед Мороз роется в мешке с подарками и говорит...

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